Cunjadpid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cunjadpid created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cunjadpid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cunjadpid, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cunjadpid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cunjadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.