Koncamfarn Bitingcepnil Woncenkingub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving wyrm.

Koncamfarn Bitingcepnil Woncenkingub created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Koncamfarn Bitingcepnil Woncenkingub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Koncamfarn Bitingcepnil Woncenkingub, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Koncamfarn Bitingcepnil Woncenkingub's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Koncamfarn Bitingcepnil Woncenkingub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

3. Never sit near eagles.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Always wear turquoise.