Hanmigceb is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, proud hippopotamus.

Hanmigceb created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanmigceb, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hanmigceb, he will be very sad.

Hanmigceb's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hanmigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hanmigceb.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Never wear trousers.