Godripdod Jencinsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud hare.

Godripdod Jencinsaf created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godripdod Jencinsaf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Godripdod Jencinsaf, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Godripdod Jencinsaf's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Godripdod Jencinsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must love Godripdod Jencinsaf.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Godripdod Jencinsaf.

5. Godripdod Jencinsaf loves rats, so they must be honoured.