Ditgenrulfad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, resourceful wyrm.

Ditgenrulfad created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditgenrulfad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ditgenrulfad, it will turn you into a snail.

Ditgenrulfad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ditgenrulfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near badgers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Worship no other gods but Ditgenrulfad.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ditgenrulfad.