Farnkamtar is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil meerkat.

Farnkamtar created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnkamtar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnkamtar, she will not invite you to parties.

Farnkamtar's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Farnkamtar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Farnkamtar first in all things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Farnkamtar.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat garlic.