Rigdabbus is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful jaguar.

Rigdabbus created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rigdabbus, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rigdabbus, it will strike you with lightening.

Rigdabbus' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rigdabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat bark.