Tonkspagnil Bumcemmot Rilwabfit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering turtle.

Tonkspagnil Bumcemmot Rilwabfit created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkspagnil Bumcemmot Rilwabfit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkspagnil Bumcemmot Rilwabfit, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tonkspagnil Bumcemmot Rilwabfit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tonkspagnil Bumcemmot Rilwabfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.