Damnibmab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omniscient bat.

Damnibmab created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damnibmab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Damnibmab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Damnibmab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Damnibmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Damnibmab on top of important buildings.

3. Always wear green.

4. Damnibmab loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.