Xucktondab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless camel.

Xucktondab created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucktondab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xucktondab, it will be very sad.

Xucktondab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Xucktondab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.