Pigbidpitbothivpinbim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonest jellyfish.

Pigbidpitbothivpinbim created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigbidpitbothivpinbim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pigbidpitbothivpinbim, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pigbidpitbothivpinbim's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pigbidpitbothivpinbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never jump in the presence of great tits.