Labflanjig Rappodcin Carsabtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional wolf.

Labflanjig Rappodcin Carsabtetti created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labflanjig Rappodcin Carsabtetti, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Labflanjig Rappodcin Carsabtetti, she will not invite you to parties.

Labflanjig Rappodcin Carsabtetti's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Labflanjig Rappodcin Carsabtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Never laugh in the presence of sharks.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.