Vegyamvag Zigbamtab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain mongoose.

Vegyamvag Zigbamtab created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegyamvag Zigbamtab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vegyamvag Zigbamtab, he will be very sad.

Vegyamvag Zigbamtab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Vegyamvag Zigbamtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never laugh in holy places.