Hothuglangum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient spider.

Hothuglangum created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hothuglangum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hothuglangum, she will turn you into a mole.

Hothuglangum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hothuglangum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never paint your back magenta.

4. You must love Hothuglangum.

5. Never look at comets.