Stercutquag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent mouse.

Stercutquag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stercutquag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stercutquag, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stercutquag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Stercutquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help moths.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look at moons.