Ligyarlyog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witty bird.

Ligyarlyog created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligyarlyog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ligyarlyog, he will turn you into a dog.

Ligyarlyog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ligyarlyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never paint your arms white.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. You must pray to Ligyarlyog six times a day.