Soggarpop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, witless lion.

Soggarpop created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Soggarpop, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Soggarpop, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Soggarpop's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Soggarpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.