Benbonzog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, clever raccoon.

Benbonzog created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Benbonzog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Benbonzog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Benbonzog's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Benbonzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Benbonzog on top of important buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Benbonzog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away if nine snails approach from the west.