Jadquillneg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, confident otter.

Jadquillneg created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadquillneg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jadquillneg, he will be mildly annoyed.

Jadquillneg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jadquillneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed peas to frogs while wearing blue coats.

5. Worship no other gods but Jadquillneg.