Kamkannab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sapient dryad.

Kamkannab created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamkannab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kamkannab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Kamkannab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kamkannab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.