Jipyamtim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent shark.

Jipyamtim created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipyamtim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jipyamtim, it will turn you into a rock.

Jipyamtim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jipyamtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. You must love Jipyamtim.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about amino acids.