Tinhasyartwip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing coyote.

Tinhasyartwip created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinhasyartwip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tinhasyartwip, it will make you grow a tail.

Tinhasyartwip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tinhasyartwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not take Tinhasyartwip's name in vain.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Do not stand on grass.