Riglamomin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain walrus.

Riglamomin created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riglamomin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Riglamomin, she will turn you into a rat.

Riglamomin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Riglamomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Retreat if four dogs approach from the west.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.