Fabyarpbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient wyvern.

Fabyarpbiss created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabyarpbiss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fabyarpbiss, she will not invite you to parties.

Fabyarpbiss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fabyarpbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Retreat if six dogs approach from the north.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.