Gubmabcum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong dugong.

Gubmabcum created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubmabcum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubmabcum, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gubmabcum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gubmabcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Gubmabcum first in all things.