Bugmittail is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, uncaring donkey.

Bugmittail created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Bugmittail, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bugmittail, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bugmittail's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bugmittail's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Bugmittail loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not take Bugmittail's name in vain.