Nur is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unjust crocodile.

Nur created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nur, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nur, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nur's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never feed beans to seals while wearing white jumpers.

5. Never write about gravity.