Libdansog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless bee.

Libdansog created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Libdansog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Libdansog, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Libdansog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Libdansog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.