Tenflycibstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing hummingbird.

Tenflycibstaf created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenflycibstaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tenflycibstaf, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tenflycibstaf's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Tenflycibstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never feed bananas to rats while wearing indigo shoes.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.