Bissyarpyak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful goat.

Bissyarpyak created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissyarpyak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bissyarpyak, it will turn you into a frog.

Bissyarpyak's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bissyarpyak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bissyarpyak on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Do not chop down trees.