Sitsidtim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, effective wasp.

Sitsidtim created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitsidtim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sitsidtim, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sitsidtim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sitsidtim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Sitsidtim's name in vain.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always obey Sitsidtim's priests.

5. Never wear indigo jumpers.