Vinzantap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciless fox.

Vinzantap created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinzantap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vinzantap, he will turn you into a goat.

Vinzantap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vinzantap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Vinzantap on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never eat strawberries.
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