Cenlagflan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart donkey.

Cenlagflan created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenlagflan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cenlagflan, he will turn you into a worm.

Cenlagflan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cenlagflan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away if seven voles approach from the south.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always stare at clouds.