Kiknigomt is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, wise slug.

Kiknigomt created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kiknigomt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kiknigomt, she will turn you into a tree.

Kiknigomt's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kiknigomt's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kiknigomt.

2. You must pray to Kiknigomt three times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.