Fabmitdan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, prudent unicorn.

Fabmitdan created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabmitdan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fabmitdan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fabmitdan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fabmitdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never feed limes to ducks while wearing cyan shoes.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Always look after injured bats.