Gonsasfomkapfag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast wolf.

Gonsasfomkapfag created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonsasfomkapfag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gonsasfomkapfag, she will strike you with lightening.

Gonsasfomkapfag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gonsasfomkapfag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gonsasfomkapfag.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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