Pasgendutrip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, staggering jaguar.

Pasgendutrip created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pasgendutrip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pasgendutrip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pasgendutrip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pasgendutrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pasgendutrip.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.