Cunnarrull is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awesome rat.

Cunnarrull created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunnarrull, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cunnarrull, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cunnarrull's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cunnarrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the east.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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