Zodtadren is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise horse.

Zodtadren created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodtadren, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zodtadren, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zodtadren's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zodtadren's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must pray to Zodtadren eight times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about cell theory.