Rillcatrul is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, deceitful jackal.

Rillcatrul created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillcatrul, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rillcatrul, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rillcatrul's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rillcatrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not covet oxen.