Gombastdon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy hare.

Gombastdon created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Gombastdon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gombastdon, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gombastdon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gombastdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Gombastdon loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gombastdon.