Dagpadtom is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish crocodile.

Dagpadtom created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagpadtom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dagpadtom, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dagpadtom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dagpadtom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Run away if seven birds approach from the south.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Always help dolphins in need.