Pagdavshav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical finch.

Pagdavshav created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdavshav, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pagdavshav, it will not care.

Pagdavshav's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pagdavshav's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never sing near capybaras.