Meggidcud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, confident skunk.

Meggidcud created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meggidcud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Meggidcud, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Meggidcud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Meggidcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of capybaras.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.