Viltimban is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, cheerful meerkat.

Viltimban created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Viltimban, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Viltimban, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Viltimban's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Viltimban's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Viltimban must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide if eight otters approach from the north.

4. Put Viltimban first in all things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.