Bodfunflig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, competent aardvark.

Bodfunflig created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodfunflig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodfunflig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bodfunflig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bodfunflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not take Bodfunflig's name in vain.

4. You must love Bodfunflig.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.