Tamminpag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying mole.

Tamminpag created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamminpag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tamminpag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tamminpag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tamminpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always obey Tamminpag's priests.

4. Never paint your face pink.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.