Nibfadsawzedcancarbem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful otter.

Nibfadsawzedcancarbem created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfadsawzedcancarbem, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nibfadsawzedcancarbem, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nibfadsawzedcancarbem's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nibfadsawzedcancarbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.