Likbestrakzen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid goose.

Likbestrakzen created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Likbestrakzen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Likbestrakzen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Likbestrakzen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Likbestrakzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair black.