Kabdavzog Fatrutlog is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, humorless scorpion.
Kabdavzog Fatrutlog created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in Kabdavzog Fatrutlog, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Kabdavzog Fatrutlog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Kabdavzog Fatrutlog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Kabdavzog Fatrutlog's Holy Commandments
1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never sing near turtles.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never talk about stars.